like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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