I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
