do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Randomize