trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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