STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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