is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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