just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It's never too late to be topless.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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