spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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