i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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