Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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