This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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