Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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