okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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