I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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