I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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