margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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