: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize