quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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