i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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