You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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