I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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