Non-Jews are for practice
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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