i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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