I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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