You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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