its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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