whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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