i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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