Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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