I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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