For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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