The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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