Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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