love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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