I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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