Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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