I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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