i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Barsexuality is the new black.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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