READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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