So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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