Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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