When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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