im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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