Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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