Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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