Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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