he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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