this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You're a disaster
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