Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
My pussy is not your playground.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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