She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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