Kareoke will never be a sober sport
one two three fourrrrnication!
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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