no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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