I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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