We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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