I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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