I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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