Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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