I accidentally had phone sex last night
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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