Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
